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Israel: Headcannons by Ask-Lila, literature

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Israel: Headcannons

O Her skin tends to be very dried out... this is because Israel has been in a drought for dozens of years. O This also causes her to be very thirsty quite often. O Her body shape actually is mimicking that of Israel: narrow at the top (flat chested) wide at the middle (large hips), and then narrows out again (towards ankles). O She speaks Hebrew, Arabic, and English fluently, and is currently trying to learn Italian, German, and Hindi to help with trade. (Italy, Germany, and India are some of her top trading partners.) O She, similar to Greece, has cats. LOOOOTS of cats. This is because, towards the beginning of Isra

I'm Pony And I Know It by Ask-Lila, literature

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I'm Pony And I Know It

_~*To The Chorus Of "I'm Sexy And I Know It"*~_ Girl look at these sparkles Girl look at these sparkles Girl look at these sparkles I study! When I trot to the club, this is what I see Every pony stops and is starin' at me! I got magic in my horn And I'm not afraid to show it Show it Blow it- I'm Twilight and I Know it! ~~~ Dude, look at these mad skills Dude, look at these mad skills Dude, look at these mad skills I work out!! When I fly through the air This is what I see Everypony cheers, yeah, they're cheerin' for me! I got power to these wings and I'm not afraid to be fly be fly Be fly-- Rainbow Dash straight th

Fallen Grace (Hetalia) by Ask-Lila, literature

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Fallen Grace (Hetalia)

Maddie Williams looked down at the world below her from her high vantage point in the clouds. How she longed to be back down with them once more, to get away from this so called 'heaven'. Having died only a month ago, she was still not used to the world of angels, it was foreign to her. There was so much to learn before she could gain the rank of a guardian angel, something she so desperately wanted so she can go back and roam with the members of her past life, to roam with her past love, but alas, she was not awarded that delicacy yet. The new angel stood and stretched her wings, peering over the edge of the cloud. If she were to jump, what

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Israel
Deviant for 12 years
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Shalom, khaverim~! Hello, friends~! I am Eretz Yisrael, the State of Israel, or Zion. But, please, pronounce Zion the correct way: Tzee-ohn. The English pronunciation is actually Israeli slang for a dick, and THAT is just plain nasty, kein? Khahaha! Feel free to talk to me. If you want to know anything about me or my history, I will explain gladly! I hope we will get along~~~Many of my asshole neighbors and I do not, though Jordan and Egypt are alright, I suppose.~~
Le'heitra'ot~! I will see you later~!

______ISRAEL'S MARUKAITE CHIKYUU!_______
Oy vey abba, mah karah lekhah? (Oh, gosh, Father, what is up with you?)
Hey hey Eema, bo'ah eema! ((Hey hey mother, come here mother!)
Gam ani rotzah l'shir shirah hazoht! (I want to sing this song, too!)
Shirah hazoht pa'eem sheli tameed zekharot~! (This song my lips shall always remember~!)

Marukaite chikyuu~
Marukaite chikyuu~
Marukaite chikyuu~
Ani ahm Yisrael~! (I am Land of Israel~!)

Everything looks better
after having seen your world upside-down~!
Though mostly enemies surround me
How could I ever bear to frown~?

Marukaite chikyuu
Lekhtov galgal, zeh ha'olam (to draw a circle, this is the world)
Draw a circle, it's the Earth
Ani ahm Yisrael!

Ani hayah eretz! (I am a country)
Ve'Ani geyah ki zoht ha'emet~ (And I am proud because this is the truth!)
Ani smekha im mah (I am happy with what)
khaverim sheli hayah~ ( friend I do have)
Lekhtov galgal~! (to draw a circle~!)

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Oct 22, 2012

Devious Journal Entry

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Questions: 1) Do you have Jesus? I... suppose... I lean more towards the Jewish population of my country, but I still recognize the belief of Allah or of Jesus... I believe in only one, I am just confused on which got it IS! 2) ((Let's makes things more awkward. Does admin have Jesus?)) ((Nope. I'm a firm belief in Judaism)) 3) Why don't you have Jesus? Because I'm the homeland of the JEWISH people! But, it belonged to Muslims before that, but Jews before THAT, bit it was a major place in the events of the Christian bible... M-MY HEAD IS STARTING TO HURT! 4) ((Why don't you have Jesus?)) ((I'M A JEW AND I'M PROUD >D)) 5) What's your

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Oct 19, 2012

Dancing ((RP))

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"AL HA'SHOR! AL HA'KESHET! AL HAGDI... MEHUMAH!" As the music played, Israel danced and sang along to the song, 'Zodiac,' using a hairbrush as her microphone. "Esh ba'shamayim! Shhalhevet me'al! Noda v'tzedek tzovim bekhalal! Zodiac Sovev, mistovev hagalhal, MEHUMAAAAAH~!" She was a great dancer, and a fairly good singer, but she still looked like a total idiot. Dancing alone, singing a song from the nineties into her hairbrush, being overdramatic... "MI ANI, SHAM BA'LILA, SHETZHE, MEIFTAH! VaANI! SHAM BA LILA, LOH NEFOL.... CMO KOKHAV! EISH EISH!" She fell to the ground laughing as the song ended, until she noticed you. What do you do

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Sep 30, 2012

Building ((RP))

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Lila sighed, staring at the materials in front. Currently, she was standing on the roof of her apartment, looking over the supplies for the sukkah discerningly. The Jewish holiday of Sukkot was coming up, and it was a tradition to build a small hut with three and a half walls, with a thatched roof (so that stars were still visible). Many Israelis, however, lived in apartments, and had no yards to build in. To fix this, most apartments would build large sukkahs on the roof for their residents to visit, but this year, Lila was left alone with job. Israel wasn't exactly crafty, unless dealing with jewelry, so she calls you up for help.